Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize