Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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