no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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