You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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