i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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