I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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