I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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