If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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