thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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