yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The best revenge is premature balding
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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