Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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