Me too!
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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