It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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