wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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