fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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