If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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