well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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