so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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