an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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