did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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