Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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