@9:08, 9:14, and 9:16 - Thank you for loving us grammar freak guys! It's nice to know people actually find that kind of intelligence attractive and, dare I say, even sexy. And for the record, I use semicolons all the time (correctly, too!), and I love going down on a woman.
Nerdy guys are the only ones you should sleep with, ever. Not only is intelligence the sexiest personality trait but they also oftentimes feel the need to be really good in bed.
I'm a girl so maybe it's a bit different.. But sometimes the smart ones are the freakiest : P and seeing as though he used a semicolon he seems like he might be pretty smart..
@9:02 or at least part of it
a guy who uses a semicolon is either a pretentious asshole or a grammar freak. if the second, count me in. all the way in.
Fucking app--AGAIN with the truncating? My post should've read:
This is retarded. Just because he paid attention in school AMPERSAND can put together a proper sentense, he doesn't eat pussy? The OP's a fucktards.
Just adding a vote that semicolons probably increase the chance of head. If some douche bag writes "yo bayb wanna chil lata?" he's gonna treat you like shit. Better grammar = attention to detail = good head.
Did he use a semi-colon followed by a right parenthesis? If so, that changes everything. I'm a grammar freak as well, and I hate misspelled words. Oh, and I love giving girls whatever they want if it helps them get off.
If he used it incorrectly, he's a pretentious asshole. If he used it correctly (between two independent clauses), he's a geek and will almost certainly eat your pussy.
Although not as good as I would.
@10:23PM - Thank you! If we're anywhere near each other, I'll take you up on your grammar-inspired offer. I'd be happy to reciprocate, especially since your grammar is flawless, as well!
-9:38
FFS woman... You are an idiot. If he knows how to use a semicolon; he knows how to go down on you. He obviously reads the manual, unlike you. Dizzy Cooont.
@10:23 - I had a thought: rather than risking my actual email, I've created a Yahoo! account just for establishing contact. The screen name is pa.grammar. I'm sure I'll know your email from spam or pretenders, so I hope to hear from you soon!
-9:38
@9:38 - I'm disappointed that you live so far away and I definitely agree that it would be ill-advised to share our email addresses on this site. Surely there must be another way to exchange information without making ourselves vulnerable to spammers. We just have to figure it out.
-10:23
@8:44 - No one said you had to be. Personally, it's just a turn off for me if a woman can't (or worse, chooses not to when she knows better) speak and/or write grammatically.
-9:38
@9:08 -- I see what you did with the "semi colon" and "at least part of" your colon. You have to be a guy. No gilr that posts on TFLN would have half the intelligence it took to write that.
8:10pm, you probably aren't the only one that thinks 5:32 is boring, but I disagree. Smart women can talk about more and different things, and I've found they like expanding their horizons. I know "learning" is a four-letter word to many people today, but I've never thought stupidity is something to celebrate.
But of you think she's boring, that's okay, you can stick with the dumb ones; it leaves more of the smart ones on the market.
This text doesn't make a lot of sense. Assuming a base intelligence should counter the ignorance of youth, like the guys here who make fishy vagina and beef curtain jokes. I would think using a semi-colon could make him a more likely candidate for oral.
9:08, since when does using correct grammar make someone a freak or pretentious? Sounds like you're just mad that not everyone is as dumb as you.
Smart people are the best. Not only are they generally freaky, but you can actually talk to them afterward.
@9:38 - If you're in the central Florida area, this may be worth discussing. We've clearly established a grammatical connection and it needs to be explored.
-10:23PM
I go to a "smart" school and they def know how to get down ;) it's because they're sweeties and want to be giving. def take advantage of that. my boyfriend goes down on me all the time! (way more than i do for him)
@10:23PM - Well, damn. Sadly, I am about 1,000 miles north of you in eastern Pennsylvania. It's a shame, because I was really looking forward to exploring that connection with you. I'd share my email with you so we could at least continue talking, but I don't know that I want to post it here. I wouldn't expect you to post yours for the same reason.
-9:38
Did it ever occur to that sometimes text messages are meant to be funny, not literal? I guess that question is moot to individuals with no sense of humor.
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