I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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