"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
you inspire me to be a worse person
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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