he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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