Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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