I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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