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  • 46 39
    Submitted by hotblondie1239 on Aug 11, 10 at 12:56am

    I HAVE THAT SAME FANTASY/ URGE!!!!!

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:14am

    Been there... track #5, when you see the cursed pirates for the first time! So hot.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on Apr 7, 10 at 10:53pm

    Me tooooooo

  • 40 40
    Submitted by allornothing on Aug 8, 10 at 1:09pm

    Doing this for sure

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:42am

    That has been my dream for the past few years now... hit me up!! ; )

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:12pm

    Shit. Not a bad idea.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:41am

    That's absolutely not weird at all. That would be awesome.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:38pm

    I was on the receiving end of this text in real life...I'm shocked at how cool most people think it is

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:28pm

    What about Jurassic Park and Star Was theme songs? Those are pretty epic as well..

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:45am

    Song only lasts about 2 minutes so it's best to have it on repeat :p

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:18pm

    great song, fuck on!

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:32pm

    Do you mean the RIDE theme, or the MOVIE theme? Cause there's a big difference:]

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:20am

    Play all the tracks from the POTC movie and you're guaranteed at least an hour and a half of Swashbuckling Sex and Nefarious nookie! Then top it off with Tuna and crackers!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:23am

    Oh my god no I feel that same urge!

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:49pm

    Already did it. Especially the remixed version I have. Whole lotta fun.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:19pm

    1120: literally, top it off with tuna and crackers...Hmm...Though I prefer chocolates, it would stay with the fishy theme.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:20am

    That sounds fucking amazing.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:00am

    I'm personally holding out for sex to the Power Rangers theme song.

    • 29 47
      Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 1, 10 at 10:49pm

      So does that mean you'll be dressed up in a Power Ranger outfit to have sex with..? Also please be specific on which Power Ranger theme song....since the series is from Japan and gets modified in the USA and there are many different seasons; with different themes of Power Rangers.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:12pm

    Please be a chick! Please be a chick.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:25am

    If you're a hot guy- marry me

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:51pm

    what are you doing later?

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:24pm

    omg i am most definitely adding potc to my sexplaylist

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:02am

    If your a man I want to marry you lol! Or just take you to a renfest <3

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:52pm

    No. This would be epic. Now I want to.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by boricualuv14 on Jun 15, 11 at 1:16am

    I have had this thought so many times. Don't even worry.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:18pm

    this is amazing! gotta love the 603:)

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:40am

    EPIC PIRATE SEX! some of my favourite kind.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:06am

    That sounds fucking awesome. I wanna do that. Shit. I'll fuck MYSELF to that if I can't fuck to that. lmfao!

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:31am

    i did by accident but i loved every second =)

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:22pm

    I wanted that song playing at my wedding. Husband wouldn't let me. I married him anyway. I'd love to fuck to it.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:27pm

    I think that would be amazig and am pretty sure that song will turn me on from now on! I love that movie!

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:26pm

    Isn't there a porn based of the movie... yeah actually I know there is.. My ex bf had it. priceless.. wasn't that good though.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:47pm

    I've done it, it's awesome

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:24pm

    YES. DO IT. I've wanted to since the movie first came out, and that was back when I was just a kid!

  • 23 32
    Submitted by slickerino on May 27, 11 at 1:06am

    been there done that

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:47am

    I don't know, 7:26, I liked the "Pirates" porn. "I'm the greatest pirate hunter EVER" had my boyfriend and I laughing for weeks. It may not be a top quality movie (the acting leaves a bit to be desired), but what porn is a top quality movie? Plus, it's got a little bit of everything to please a little bit of everyone.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:56pm

    the remixes are tight too - and last way longer!

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:26pm

    Im a guy and im soo going to tell my girl to do this

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:32am

    This just got added to my to do list.

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:07am

    Who doesn't want that? It would be like having sex with Johnny Depp (hopefully).

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:00am

    LMAO, I have a friend that would totally do this too

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:49am

    do you work for cedar point on mavrick or what?

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:07am

    June 9, 2009 3:57PM - Yes, you are correct. EPIC version of the song. Definitely good to sex to. ;) And yes, there is a Pirate porn based off of the movie. I have it. And I'm a chick.

  • 25 39
    Submitted by TheMxXx on Aug 16, 11 at 2:23am

    TIESTO's "He's A Pirate" .... awesome

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:36pm

    that's a LITTLE odd, yes, but I know people with much weirder fetishes.

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:36am

    well, the music is great

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:08pm

    I'd do you with that!

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:28pm

    Not weird, not weird at all

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:50am

    haha!! awesome.. i just did that last weekend

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:10pm

    Thank you for that wonderful idea

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:49pm

    not at all. i support that urge.

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:02am

    No, it's a pretty epic song.

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:17am

    DUN DUN DADADA DUN DUN DUNUNUN Game on.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:44am

    Been there done that not that impressive

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:57pm

    There's absolutely an incredible remix of said song by Tiesto titled "He's A Pirate". This could make for a more subtle injection of said song into one's sex life.

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:05pm

    not at all.. happens all the time.

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:56pm

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me... =) Love iT!

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:29pm

    I thought I was the only one! lol. Have to talk my boy into it now.

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:04pm

    That's creative and awesome on so many levels

  • 33 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:45pm

    You are not alone. ;)

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:42pm

    I feel the same way about "When You're Good To Mama" from Chicago :P Perhaps you're thinking about Johnny Depp?

  • 26 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:41am

    if it was the jonas brothers' disney mania version, then i would have to agree with you

  • 30 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:22am

    I think that is a great idea... I'm doing it tonight!!!!

  • 26 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:34pm

    The song from POTC would be good; the song on YouTube called "You are a Pirate!"... not so much.

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:54am

    i have the same urge.

  • 33 68
    Submitted by ghslaids on May 8, 10 at 1:20am

    ha that would be epic. I'd be down.

  • 25 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:05pm

    ... you're all retarded

  • 29 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:41pm

    It works amazing with the beginning of the dvd. It goes on for hours. BTW, greatest time ever. Argggg!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 34 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:57pm

    of course not and when you do can you send me the song

  • 24 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:53pm

    my friend just asked if i sent this. i had to check the area code to make sure it wasn't me.

  • 31 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:44am

    that would be awesome

  • 24 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:46am

    I'm totally talking my husband into doing that when I get married. Abstinence alllllll the waaaaaaay!(:

  • 23 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:27am

    Oh gosh. I think that from now on, if that song isn't playing I won't have sex.

  • 27 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:12am

    omg i did that earlier and just read this haha