At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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