i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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