I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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