ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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