I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
two words...techno handjob
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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