I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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