do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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