I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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