i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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