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  • 89 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:24am

    In Soviet Russia, we beat all sluts.

    • 43 53
      Submitted by Attica on Mar 29, 11 at 10:47pm

      this might be the only "in Soviet Russia" joke I find funny

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:09pm

    i think you're the slut you filthy fucking whore

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:29pm

    I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:49pm

    I can run at 9.0 but i can't text... have to slow down to 6.0

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:53pm

    Only In st.augustine

  • 60 59
    Submitted by simpleplan2499 on Aug 16, 10 at 11:22pm

    Why the fuck does Anonymus always talk about Soviet Russia?!

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:51pm

    I can't even focus on a megazine at 7.5 I call bull shit

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:50pm

    Fucking fake as he'll. It's hard to text on 4.0. 9.0 is running your dick off. Nice try whore.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:28am

    was she naked on the treadmill?

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:39am

    OMG- I am on the treadmill next to you! LOL Are you at Retro Fitness?

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:29pm

    this makes my titties tingle.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:22am

    Good times had by all

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:23pm

    Whooooaaaa whooooreeee

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:18am

    wow. haha I don't know what's worse. I saw a girl on 9 at the gym yesterday and she was texting. haha or the fact that it's from my city.

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:27am

    Did I ever tell you about the time BILL BRASKY shoved a tab of ectasy in his ass and then tongue kissed a horse to for four straight hours!? Here's to BILL BRASKY!!!

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:24pm

    Just got my test back! High 5 it is!!

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:13pm

    i don't believe it simply cause 9.0 is just absurdly fast. would have believed it at 5.0.

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:35pm

    She can run fast and send dirty texts at the same time. Awesome. Sounds like a dirty freshman girl to me.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:51pm

    I can't even read a magazine at 7.5 I call bs

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:13pm

    l2txt. you people seriously lose all finger control when your legs move? it's not that hard, and if you fuck up there's a backspace button. It may have taken her a couple minutes to get right that but it's not impossible Also fail, sexting implies sex, not "distracted texting."

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:53pm

    who cares what the speed was...she just needs to post pics of her tits

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:26am

    She must have small breasts! Ha!

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:35pm

    you stay classy, Jacksonville.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:34am

    having actual sex on a treadmill and cumming 9 times FTW

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:12pm

    Tiger would be proud.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:26pm

    i am totally going to do this but on an eliptical machine instead

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:42am

    This has my cousin written all over it

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:43pm

    Nah she was in lifestyles fitness

  • 53 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:42pm

    I'd say this was Ellie but she's too much of a fatty to actually work out.

  • 47 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:52pm

    Freshmen girls are so lame