The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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