I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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