I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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