dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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