At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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