I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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