Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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