So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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