Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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