girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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