For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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