is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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