My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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