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  • 60 33
    Submitted by l8erg8or on Jun 7, 12 at 2:55pm

    Then don't invite Ke$ha out with you.

  • 40 31
    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Jun 7, 12 at 2:42pm

    If you want to get glitter off of your pants, just tell her to go away!

  • 47 46
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 7, 12 at 2:18pm

    No shit! You shouldn't have pants on when your with a woman wearing glitter.

  • 39 33
    Submitted by olderthanyou on Jun 7, 12 at 5:15pm

    Stop going to strip club at lunch then

  • 29 29
    Submitted by haliganbar on Jun 8, 12 at 3:07pm

    That's the trouble with hooking up with strippers.

  • 27 26
    Submitted by mthib on Jun 8, 12 at 1:20pm

    That's what you get for waking up in Vegas....